Lighten Up

I don’t usually pass along the jokes, etc. that I receive as email, but this item (thanks, Karolyn) was so good I decided to include it in my blog archives. If this doesn’t make you chuckle you are far too deeply involved with the Republican Party. Today, let’s just lighten up:

George W. Bush Presidential Library to Open in 2009


The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the final planning stages.

The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.

The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.

The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location,complete with shotgun gallery.

The Strategic National Energy Policy Room currently under construction by OPEC/Carlyle Group.

The Supreme Court's Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

The US Constitution Room is also under construction by the new and improved American Fascism Group aka American Enterprise Institute.

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments.

I might add here: The Hall Of Shame ..... Lined with photos of all those who became wealthy during the granting of governmental contracts.

And one more: The Oil Slick Balcony: Dedicated to those who were slick nuff to dodge prosecution for their illegal actions.


“Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!” – Patrick Henry


Be the change you wish to see in the world. -- M. K. Gandhi

The reason for going was to keep the crude flowing and raise a false flag abroad. – from a poem by Jack Evans titled 3500 Souls - http://www.myspace.com/paralegal_eagle

Individually we have little voice. Collectively we cannot be ignored.
But in silence we surrender our power. Yours in Peace -- BR